What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?